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teenagerposts:

waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

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teenagerposts:

me: *gets anxious over nothing*

me: wait this is stupid everything is fine

me: wait

me: but what if its not

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mrbenwyatt:

the three p’s:

  • pizza
  • pasta
  • parks and recreation

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forlornly:

*me flirting with someone* so i’ve never liked living in a body

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kelseachapman:

““One of the best feelings in the world is knowing that your presence and absence both mean something to someone.””

— (via apocalyptic-bliss)

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seanp0donnell:

“WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT”

— me every single time (via suspend)

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serotnin:

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

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ohmyfuckingoreos:

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

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